The Wolf and the Crane

Once upon a time, a big bad wolf named Wolf Around feasted on a goat greedily.  He ate the goat so fast he ended up getting a bone stuck on his neck.  He tried all he can to take it off but it was just stuck where he cannot reach it.
“Fuck!” he shouted.
As he was struggling to take the bone off, he saw his friend, a crane named Crane Berry.  “Hey Crane” he shouted.
“Can you use your long neck to take the bone stuck in my neck?” he pleaded.
“Sure!” answered his friend.
“What are friends for?” he added.
So Crane Berry put his head on Wolf Around’s wide open mouth and picked the bone out.  “Thanks Crane Berry” said wolf.
“You are wel…”
A loud eerie quack was heard all over India or Ireland.  Then silence.

Moral of the story:  “Even friends can fuck you up.”