“Fuck off asshole! I am the best in this farm!” replied the second cock.
They were creating too much noise and prompted their neighboor, an eagle, to come down from his nest.
“Will you two shut the fuck up and just fight to death and keep it down!” suggested the clearly irritated eagle as he went back to his nest.
“I will be here to witness your fight” he added as he flew. The two cocks liked the idea and so they agreed to meet the next day to fight.
They never made it for the farmer had more guests as expected on that late November eve.
Moral of the story: “Whoever the guests were, they were clearly uninvited”