The Frogs and the Ox

Once upon a time, while a small frog was having fun in a little pond, an ox came out of nowhere  accidentally stepped on the poor little frog.  He died without knowing what hit him.  This was witnessed by the frogs buddy who hurridly went home to report the gruesome death of a teenage frog.

“This giant creature just stepped on him!  It squashed his brains out!” nervously uttered one of the teens to the largest frog.

“How big?” asked the biggest frog.

“Bigger than you” came the response.

The biggest frog puffed himself up and again asked.  “Bigger than me now?”

“Yes” said the little frogs.

“Let us show you” said the little frogs as they puffed themselves up.

As the little frogs grew bigger than the biggest frog, the latter was afraid they might think they are stronger and bigger than him so he also puffed himself along with the little frogs.

After puffing themselves for a while, they simply blew up into thousands of pieces.  No one survived.

“Fucking stupid frogs!” compained the school janitor the next day as he cleaned the fleshy mess.

Moral of the story: “Men.”